Sunday, 12 May 2013

Goodbye Son

"This is my son Finn...


When I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up he answered: "Rich and Famous". Well the famous part you already have because of your awesome mother! I replied, but how are you going to get rich? What will you do for a living?


And do you know what he replied to me? Stuff. He said. Stuff huh? I shook my head in disdain and wondered what on earth he meant by that! Well, I could always make a sex tape and get rich off that! He grinned sheepishly! The cheek of it!


Yes, my son thinks he is god's gift to women. God knows where he got that idea! I don't think he has even spoken to another woman besides me! He is a lazy, cocksure teen and I don't know where he gets his manners! He speaks to me like I'm one of his friends!


But for all of that bravado and big talk, he sure does love his little sisters! He even has nicknames for them, Bubble and Squeak!


Somehow, he can tell them apart; I know I can't! He must have a hard time I know, what with the paparazzi constantly trying to get pictures of him on his way to school, but I'm sure his famous surname has helped him to get a few girls in the past!


It will be the twin's birthday soon! I wonder what to get them for their present?


Bunkbeds and new decorations for their bedroom, I was going for a jungle look!


The girls are off to school already! It only seems like yesterday when I gave birth to  them!


I have always wanted to send my kids to private school, so when I earned some extra money for doing a gig, I decided to send Finn off to Smugsworth Prep School! I hope that this experience will help Finn to grow up a bit and he might even learn some new skills!


"Hey Squeak, if I find out that you have been messing around in my room there will be hell to pay when I get back!" Finn warns his little sister before he goes.


It's hard saying goodbye to my son, but I hire him a limo to drive him there and he seems to enjoy it. I'm sure we will see him soon though, he has to come and visit his mom!" - Lucy

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